Three Weeks Until Order Is Restored To The Universe

Recent years have been relatively lean for the Florida State Seminoles. In 1999, the Noles went undefeated and won the national title. In 2000, they went 11-2. Since then, it's been a little rough. Overall records have looked like this in the year's since: 8-4, 9-5, 10-3, 9-3, and 8-5.

While last year's 8-5 mark was disappointing, there were two notable bright spots for the Noles. First, they won a game for the first time in six tries against Miami. That allowed last year's senior class to graduate with at least one career against the Canes -- unlike the class of 2004. Second, an off field star emerged for the Noles during that same game.

Unfortunately for Seminole fans, Ms. Sterger seems to be as full of herself and as dimwitted as she is surgically enhanced. Sadly, she speaks better of Florida State than just about anything else they have going at the moment.