Thursday, June 30, 2005

Weekend Predictions

Some of us will be at Shea Stadium this weekend. Feel free to add what you think will come of this outing below. Here are some of my picks:

  • Wiggins will be ejected in the 5th inning after some inappropriate contact with Mr. Met.
  • The above will make me throw up in my mouth a little.
  • We will say things like, "Send him to the hotel", "Hey blue - kick your dog. He's lying to you", and "I can't believe we're witnessing Big Moe's return to prominence" and no one else will know what we mean.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Open thread for trash-talk

I can't imagine writing anything that anyone would actually be interested in reading in an open forum like this. However - I do feel we need a place to come and say things that might not be appropriate for Fishstripes, etc. I'll create this thread here for that purpose. Use it as you guys wish - trash-talk, rumor-monger, be a jerk, or spread the love in a fashion that might not be welcomed at the other site.

If anything else big comes up worth commenting on that would be inappropriate for the other site - we'll post about it here. Make sense?

Monday, June 27, 2005

Drinking Game!

For the next month, every time you hear about some Marlins player that may get traded, you must take a shot of Bushmills. I understand this might be difficult for those of us with internet access at work... but tough. Get a flask... and some toothpaste.

...and don't listen to sports talk in the car...

Hooray, Beer!!!

Friday, June 24, 2005

More on Willis

I found a site that will let you create your very own Wesley Willis song. We had some fun with it over at my fantasy league boar, earlier in the season (Ryan Wagner - Hold King). In honor of the Fish, though - I now present this masterpiece. Imagine it as if the Maestro himself were singing it.

Miguel Cabrera

by Wesley Willis

I like Miguel Cabrera a lot.
You are the best in the long run.
You really whoop a snow leopard's ass.
Right on brother.


You are the best in the long run.
You can really get in the groove.
You really whoop the horse's ass.
Right on brother.


I like you well.
You are the best in the long run.
You are a wunderkind star.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Folgers - it's good to the last drop.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Here it is

Me in my opera gear. This is definitely innapropriate for chidren and belongs on this site...


Pictures of the Day

The Gary Sheffield picture tipped me off to some other good ones today...

1. Serves you right, freak.

2. I think I know what he's trying to say, but he's a sick dude, so I'm not helping him out any.

3. This helps put my bad hair days into perspective.

Yes, I know that I could have posted the images here, but linking makes it more fun. There's suspense.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wesley Willis intro

Make sure to check out the Willis link on the side.

Here is a taste of his work - just about the only one I could safely post... I wanted to post "Taste a Panda's Ass" - but I thought that might be a bit much...

Now you guys will understand me when I reply to a snide comment with "Get out the hair clippers, jerk!"


Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you

They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

I am god!!!

I figured my first blog post ever should really tell what I feel about myself...

I am still a bit drunk - but now I am getting paid for it. I love my life.

Not sure if this will work

Secret access to the hidden diaries:

Wiggins' Last Thought

Where is Craig tonight?

Scotchy-scotchy scotch

The Real All-Star Balloting is Stupid

Todd Jones Condones Ball-Doctoring - How did we let the use of "condone" in the title slip past unpunished?

Hooray, beer!

Go Marlins!