Weekend Predictions

Some of us will be at Shea Stadium this weekend. Feel free to add what you think will come of this outing below. Here are some of my picks:

• Wiggins will be ejected in the 5th inning after some inappropriate contact with Mr. Met.
• The above will make me throw up in my mouth a little.
• We will say things like, "Send him to the hotel", "Hey blue - kick your dog. He's lying to you", and "I can't believe we're witnessing Big Moe's return to prominence" and no one else will know what we mean.

Pictures of the Day

The Gary Sheffield picture tipped me off to some other good ones today...

1. Serves you right, freak.

2. I think I know what he's trying to say, but he's a sick dude, so I'm not helping him out any.

3. This helps put my bad hair days into perspective.

Yes, I know that I could have posted the images here, but linking makes it more fun. There's suspense.

Not sure if this will work

Secret access to the hidden diaries:

Wiggins' Last Thought

Where is Craig tonight?

Scotchy-scotchy scotch

The Real All-Star Balloting is Stupid

Todd Jones Condones Ball-Doctoring - How did we let the use of "condone" in the title slip past unpunished?

Hooray, beer!

Go Marlins!