Sunday Morning Update

FishStripes is still down. I have no idea when it will be working again. In lieu of having the real site today, some of us are hanging out at my old site, The Book of Mike. Feel free to head over there to talk about the game, make your Ichthyomancy picks, and all like that.

I've got a fever

And the only prescription is more cow bell.

In case you no-likey video, go here for the text.

For my friend Wiggins

First, Antonio Cromartie is out for the year with a torn ACL. I hope he gets better. Unfortunately for the Noles, it won't be in time for the opener.

In other news, Stewart Mandel sends his love.

Wishing Wiggins Well

Inspired by Seinfeld:

Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get well.

Weekend Predictions

Some of us will be at Shea Stadium this weekend. Feel free to add what you think will come of this outing below. Here are some of my picks:

• Wiggins will be ejected in the 5th inning after some inappropriate contact with Mr. Met.
• The above will make me throw up in my mouth a little.
• We will say things like, "Send him to the hotel", "Hey blue - kick your dog. He's lying to you", and "I can't believe we're witnessing Big Moe's return to prominence" and no one else will know what we mean.

Pictures of the Day

The Gary Sheffield picture tipped me off to some other good ones today...

1. Serves you right, freak.

2. I think I know what he's trying to say, but he's a sick dude, so I'm not helping him out any.

3. This helps put my bad hair days into perspective.

Yes, I know that I could have posted the images here, but linking makes it more fun. There's suspense.

Not sure if this will work

Secret access to the hidden diaries:

Wiggins' Last Thought

Where is Craig tonight?

Scotchy-scotchy scotch

The Real All-Star Balloting is Stupid

Todd Jones Condones Ball-Doctoring - How did we let the use of "condone" in the title slip past unpunished?

Hooray, beer!

Go Marlins!