Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Where be Wiggins 2.0?

Last week we heard all about the new and improved Wiggins... but WTF is he?

My guesses (from most likely to least likely):

1. New Wiggins restricted Old Wiggins web access.
2. Wiggins will be back and soon. He'll tell us about how he ALMOST DIED en route to making his next post/comment.
3. His World Cup research went really well.
4. His World Cup research didn't happen at all.
5. He's despondent over FSU's baseball tailspin. (But c'mon - haven't I always told you that no one gets a team ready for March better than Mike Martin?)
6. Wiggins met the love of his life... the new guy is really happy with Wiggins.
7. He was "featured" on one of those Dateline/child predator specials.

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287,652. Wiggins met a woman.

2 comments:

Mike said...

Ooh a broken car... umm, no. A working car, maybe. But a broken one, definitely not. Sorry - that sucks.

Mike said...

House sitting with HD-tv sounds pretty sweet. Do you have the baseball package? Lots of day games today.