Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wesley Willis intro

Make sure to check out the Willis link on the side.

Here is a taste of his work - just about the only one I could safely post... I wanted to post "Taste a Panda's Ass" - but I thought that might be a bit much...

Now you guys will understand me when I reply to a snide comment with "Get out the hair clippers, jerk!"

"CUT THE MULLET"

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you

They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

7 comments:

wiggins said...

The more I think about it -

I am definitely using that one over at the main site.

GOTHCJ!

Mike said...

The main site? Isn't this the main site?

wiggins said...

This is the main site of my heart.

But - just like my heart - it doesn't get much traffic...

Eh? Did you like that one? Good, eh?

Mike said...

"This is the main site of my heart.

But - just like my heart - it doesn't get much traffic..."

That should become my signature on the other site.

wiggins said...

I am feeling MUCH better today. I think I need to write something up for this site. Spruce the place up...

Or maybe I'll just go home and have some beer.

Hooray, Beer!

Mike said...

You have that all out of order:

1) Go home and drink beer.
2) Say, "Hooray, beer!" repeatedly.
3) Write something for the site.

wiggins said...

I do suppose that it just wouldn't do write much for a blog entitled "Hooray, Beer" if you weren't at least a bit stinko...